I popped into town to buy a card and and birthday present for my sister. Not many of the ‘joke’ cards were that funny. Take this example:
What is the difference between a man and a calculator? You can count on a calculator.
Well, it is a pun, but how easy is it to actually count on a calculator? On my Casio scientific calculator, you need to think a little bit, it’s not like there is a [count] key. In fact it is quite simple – hit [Ans] [+] [1] [=] and then keep hitting [=]. Of course, calculators generally work in similar ways whereas men generally don’t – you can count (rely) on some but not on others.
So, although the joke might not be that funny, it is probably quite true.
I also saw a mug with the following formula on it:
Love = Passion / Patience
There are no definitions of the variables on the mug, but this seems patently incorrect to me. As Patience tends to zero, Love tends to infinity? Surely this can’t be right?
I also saw a mug bearing this formula:
Dad = (Football + Barbeque) / Helping with homework
I wonder if there are any more in the collection….
